Randy walks San Francisco streets
Day and night for endless hours
A beanie with wings attached
Fixed firmly atop his head.
He says he's Viking
And an angel too
And he walks through the city
To make it safe for you.
He told me about a UFO
That lived under the bay
That was going to come out and
Do something to us someday.
A sign in the window of an Irish
Pub he decoded to know
A cannon of sound was the only
Way to defeat that dreaded UFO
So a kid in a shelter leant him a phone
To get Randy Savage on line
To tell him to scramble US jets
With sonic cannons so fine
And up they went and got that UFO
And all of us were saved that day
It doesn't matter if we knew it or not
No thanks required is what Randy would say.
But I say thanks and you should too
If you are walking about the city and him see
If in the Haight he might fly for you
If you ask politely.